Be very sure you get this brand. When you get
home,
lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in
your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a
surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature
from the box and read it carefully. You will notice
that
in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson
is personally tested and then sanitized '.

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five
times,
'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality
control department at Johnson & Johnson.'


HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER,
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BEHIND THAN YOURS